Ten Suggested Table Manners

Table manners are not only proper behavior, they are a matter of respect!

The Goops they lick their fingers,

And the Goops they lick their knives,

They spill their broth upon the tablecloth,

Oh!, they lead disgusting lives!

1. Eat with a fork unless the food is meant to be eaten with fingers. Only babies eat with their fingers.

2. Don't stuff your mouth full of food. It looks gross, and you could choke.

3. Chew with your mouth closed. No one wants to be grossed out seing food being chewed, or hearing it being chomped on. This included talking with your mouth full.

4. Don't make any rude comments about the food being served. It will hurt someone's feelings.

5. Always say thank you when you are served something. Always show appreciation.

6. If the meal is not buffet style, wait until everyone is served before eating. It shows consideration.

7. Eat slowly, don't gobble your food. Someone took a long time to prepare the food, so enjoy it slowly.

8. When eating rolls, break off a piece of bread before buttering. Eating a whole piece of bread looks tacky.

9. Don't reach over someone else's plate for something. Ask for the item to be passed to you. It shows consideration.

10. Always use a napkin to dab at your mouth - it shold be on your lap when not in use - and don't wipe your face or blow your nose on it either.

Most importantly - Always say thank you!

Author Unknown - 2004